WHO SAYS THAT LAWYERS ARE NOT FUNNY?

Not us!

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I THINK ICE CUBE WOULD AGREE THAT TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY

This is my client Kim (relax people…he has given me his blessing to post this). 

In the late nineties Kim became addicted to methamphetamine and began committing a variety of crimes to support his habit.

To call him the tri-county gangster would be an understatement. Kim was charged with and convicted of numerous property crimes and other serious felonies in counties throughout Oregon and Washington. Despite spending considerable time in custody, he couldn’t get clean.

Until he and his then girlfriend decided a decade ago that their only hope was to buy one way tickets to Alaska and start over.

And they did.

They both got clean and have been clean ever since. 

In the past decade Kim went to college, obtained a good job, started a family, joined a church, became part of a community and married that girlfriend. 

Kim left behind a path of destruction via outstanding arrest warrants in just about every county you can think of.  

Three years ago, he decided that it was time to deal with his past.

This morning Kim flew into town and made his LAST court appearance; pleading guilty to two misdemeanors in exchange for the dismissal of 7 pending felony charges

As he agreed to do, he also paid a shitload of restitution (but at least he’ll get miles) and was taken into custody until Friday.

When Kim gets released on Friday, he will be completely done with the criminal justice system. 

I swear, I think even the sheriff deputy in the courtroom got a little teary eyed. Okay not really but he should have. 

Special thanks to Deputy District Attorney Chris Owen for being a decent guy and seeing the gray.  I hope this doesn’t screw up your street cred as a hard-ass prosecutor.

And to Suzanne Alley from MPD who helped me sort out this gigantic mess back in 2010.

I’m going to go open a 40 ounce now and listen to some old school NWA. 

Why We Hate Arbitrary Caps On Damages

Saw this article today about the very sad story of a little boy who suffered (and continues to suffer) due to the admitted negligence of his treating doctors and facility at which he was treated.  As a trial attorneys who represents those injured because of others' negligence, we see and hear about these cases all the time - maybe not on such a traumatic level but people are damaged by others' negligence on regular basis and, I believe, we as a society have decided that those who are injured deserve to be compensated for their damages.

Listen, I understand the plight of the insurers and treating doctors but there has to be some other way to solve this problem.  It is clear that statistics dispel the notion that "frivolous lawsuits are ruining the system" as the propaganda that it is - asserted by business and insurance company interests who seek to maximize profits over justice for individuals legitimately harmed by someone else's mistakes.

And, even if I'm completely wrong about the above, i.e., frivolous lawsuits are ruining something/anything - does limiting the caps on damages for those that really, honestly deserve and need it justify the stated goal?  I think of it more like this:  the American criminal justice system stands (or at least is supposed to stand) for the proposition that it is better to have 100 criminals go free than to convict one innocent person.  (Boy, as a criminal defense attorney, I sure wish it really worked that way; but, I digress....hey, if you need a criminal defense or personal injury attorney, come see us here!)

Extrapolating that to this scenario, this is how I see it - better that we have to deal with 100 frivolous lawsuits and their associated headaches than to have THIS happen to even one family.  Before I'm willing to hear ANYONE's allegedly legitimate economical arguments in favor of caps on damages for medical malpractice (or anything for that matter), I want ONE FRIGGIN' PERSON to honestly tell me that if they found themselves in the position that this family found themselves in which, for those who don't want to click on the link to the story, let me explain:

a jury, presumably fairly chosen by attorneys representing both sides; attorneys hired by the parties presumably because those parties felt these attorneys were qualified for the task at hand; these attorneys presented this case to this jury.  The jury, for whatever reason (again, I think only fair to assume that it was for the right reason), determined that $12 million dollars was fair compensation for what happened. 

Regardless, because some pinhead, paper-pushing legislator who had nothing to do with any of this (or more likely the lobbyist(s) who had those legislators in their hip pocket(s)) arbitrarily decided $3 million dollars was the most a person can get NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, then this family gets $3 million and not a penny more.  Of course, that is the case, as I said, no matter what happens including in this case where this family has already paid $2.5 million in medical bills and still owes much more, not to mention the ongoing and future care this kid will need.....how can we, as human beings, support this result?!?  DOES THIS MAKE ANY EFFING SENSE!?

Hit me with your thoughts, support, critiques, criticisms, what have you...but, trust me, no matter what anyone says, if this was them, their child, their relative, their friend, they'd be screaming bloody murder when they learned that they can only have 1/4 of what a jury awarded them because of some arbitrary number picked by a legislator years before having nothing to do with their case...OY!

JUST ANOTHER TYPCIAL WEEKEND AT ROGOWAY GREEN ENTERPRISES

This weekend, I will be loading the family into our wood-paneled station wagon (okay fine, our ubiquitous silver Honda Civic)  and driving to Newport, Oregon for the weekend to attend the Oregon Criminal Defense Lawyer's Association annual Sex Crimes conference.  

What the heck is a Sex Crimes conference, you ask?  Exactly what it sounds like. Criminal defense attorneys like us hear from a variety of state and national experts on topics related to defending individuals charged with sex crimes.  One session is called:  "Dealing with the Yuck Factor." And yes, there is some yuck to this particular area of the law. 

I am particularly interested in a Saturday presentation by Portland attorney Lisa Maxfield: "Witness Competency After Lawson: Laying the Foundation." Lawson was a man convicted of murder based on faulty eye witness identification.  His case was overturned by the Oregon Supreme Court primarily because of the suggestive and manipulative way law enforcement obtained the "eye witness identification."  

It is a fascinating topic and I will report back what I learn.  In the meantime, if anyone suggestions on how to maintain a bonfire and make s'mores in the pouring rain, I'd love to hear them. 

MY PEOPLE CALL IT CHUTZPAH

We at RG Enterprises try to keep up with current events.  While this post has really nothing to do with being Portland lawyers, we are fascinated by the Anthony Weiner story. 

Dude kept up his sexting escapades AFTER he resigned fromcongress and apparently assumed that he could saunter his way back into politics,running for Mayor of NYC, without his issues biting him on his tushy. 

I’m not sure who I dislike more: him or his pathetic wifefor publicly announcing her support for her husband.

So here’s my question for all of you: do you care? If you were voting in this election would it make a difference to you? To me my feeling is this: he’s clearly an idiot and therefore I would not want him as my public representative. I really don’t care what he does privately (for all Iknow he and his wife have an arrangement) but his stupidity coupled with hisarrogance…well that’s just too much for this girl to ignore.

What about you?

PUBLIC DEFENDERS GET NO RESPECT!!!!

That is usually the case.  But not today as today the United States Senate confirmed The Honorable Michael McShane to the Federal Bench.  Judge McShane stated his carreer as a Portland Public Defender. 

He is a good man with a good heart and will be a great addition to the District of Oregon. 

Us lowely criminal defense attorneys (me and my daytime husband, Douglas Green) would like to say:  MAZEL TOV

PS: Did you notice my hillarious play on the word "judge" by using a picture of the Voice judges?  I couldn't resist - I'm addicted to The Voice! 

Boogard's Family Sues NHL

 

 

I've been watching the hockey playoffs lately, and I was interested to hear that the family of Derek Boogard is suing the NHL for wrongful death.

In the lawsuit, the family alleges the league is responsible for the brain damage that Boogaard suffered during six seasons as an enforcer, as well as his addiction to prescription painkillers.

As a civil trial lawyer, I wonder what the jury will do with this....  What would you do if you were on the jury?  Can we blame the NHL for Boogard's drug addiction?  I will be interested in hearing the attorney's theories on this one.